{"product_id":"papernest-greeting-cards-tits-your-birthday","title":"PAPERNEST GREETING CARDS - TITS YOUR BIRTHDAY","description":"\r\n\t\t\r\n\t\t\r\n\t\t\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e.csA66A4EC{12pt;font-weight:normal;color:#000000;font-style:normal;margin:0pt 0pt 6pt 26pt;text-align:left;list-style-type:disc;Arial} .cs95B2DFB{12pt;font-weight:normal;color:#000000;font-style:normal;Calibri;} .cs3274194{margin:0pt 0pt 6pt 0pt;text-align:left;text-indent:0pt} .cs7AB323B{12pt;font-weight:bold;color:#000000;font-style:normal;Calibri;}\u003c\/style\u003e\r\n\t\r\n\t\u003cp class=\"cs3274194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs7AB323B\"\u003eWhat You Get:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul start=\"1\" style=\"margin-bottom:0;margin-top:0;\"\u003e\r\n\t\t\t\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003ePlantable seed paper confetti (grows Swan River Daisies)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eNovelty fortune\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eHand-finished with gems\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eIllustrated by Tamsin Ainslie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eBespoke colourful envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003ePrinted on 100% PEFC-Certified paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eMade with heart and hand in Australia\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003e140mm x 140mm when folded\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\t\t\u003cp class=\"cs3274194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eBirthdays deserve better than generic cards with cupcakes and balloons. They deserve watercolour boobs wearing nipple tassels.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3274194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eThis funny birthday card celebrates boobs in all their magnificent glory, in all shapes and sizes. It's for the friend who makes life better just by existing. Who shows up. Who gets it. Who deserves a birthday card that's as brilliant and unapologetic as they are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3274194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eIllustrated by Tamsin Ainslie with gorgeous watercolour detail and hand-finished with sparkly gems by actual humans (not robots), because your favourite person deserves a bit of sparkle on their birthday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3274194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eOther birthday cards are predictable. This one says \"tits your birthday\" with style, humour, and a whole lot of personality. The plantable seed paper confetti grows into Swan River Daisies, and there's a cheeky novelty fortune tucked inside for extra laughs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3274194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eFor the friend who's absolutely the tits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3274194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003ePerfect for: Funny birthday cards, best friend birthday cards, cards for women, empowering birthday cards, or anyone who deserves to know they're the tits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Magic Pudding Tamworth","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43944359133250,"sku":"731788692193","price":8.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.themagicpudding.com.au\/products\/papernest-greeting-cards-tits-your-birthday","provider":"The Magic Pudding Tamworth","version":"1.0","type":"link"}