{"product_id":"papernest-greeting-cards-have-a-willy-great-birthday","title":"PAPERNEST GREETING CARDS - HAVE A WILLY GREAT BIRTHDAY","description":"\r\n\t\t\r\n\t\t\r\n\t\t\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e.csA66A4EC{12pt;font-weight:normal;color:#000000;font-style:normal;margin:0pt 0pt 6pt 26pt;text-align:left;list-style-type:disc;Arial} .cs95B2DFB{12pt;font-weight:normal;color:#000000;font-style:normal;Calibri;} .cs3274194{margin:0pt 0pt 6pt 0pt;text-align:left;text-indent:0pt} .cs7AB323B{12pt;font-weight:bold;color:#000000;font-style:normal;Calibri;}\u003c\/style\u003e\r\n\t\r\n\t\u003cp class=\"cs3274194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs7AB323B\"\u003eWhat You Get:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul start=\"1\" style=\"margin-bottom:0;margin-top:0;\"\u003e\r\n\t\t\t\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003ePlantable seed paper confetti (grows Swan River Daisies)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eNovelty fortune\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eIllustrated by Tamsin Ainslie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eHand-finished pearl details (yes, we really did that:)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eBespoke colourful envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003ePrinted on 100% PEFC-Certified paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eMade with heart and hand in Australia\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csA66A4EC\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003e140mm x 140mm when folded\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\t\t\u003cp class=\"cs3274194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eNinety-nine percent of birthday cards feature cupcakes, balloons, or generic \"hope your day is special\" messages. This one features a dozen watercolour willies wearing party hats. We're not saying it's better. We're just saying it's more memorable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3274194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eThis funny birthday card celebrates penises in all their magnificent diversity—different shapes, sizes, skin tones, and party hat styles. Some are circumcised. Some aren't. All are here to party. It's like the most inclusive birthday celebration ever, except everyone's a dick. In the best possible way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3274194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eIllustrated by Tamsin Ainslie with the kind of attention to detail that makes you wonder how many reference photos were involved (we didn't ask). The plantable seed paper confetti grows into Swan River Daisies, and there's a cheeky novelty fortune tucked inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3274194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003eFor the friend who appreciates a good pun, a great penis joke, and the fact that you actually put thought into their card instead of panic-buying the cheapest one at Kmart five minutes before the party.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3274194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B2DFB\"\u003ePerfect for: Funny birthday cards, cheeky birthday cards, cards for friends with humour, adult birthday cards, or anyone who deserves a willy great birthday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Magic Pudding Tamworth","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43944359100482,"sku":"731788693213","price":8.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.themagicpudding.com.au\/products\/papernest-greeting-cards-have-a-willy-great-birthday","provider":"The Magic Pudding Tamworth","version":"1.0","type":"link"}