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don?t know how to sugar coat this ? so I?m just going to come out and say it.

Please. Oh, please ? PLEASE - Try Not To Be a Cunt.

Now, I know this may be difficult for you, especially considering the fucking dumpster fire that was 2020.

But, hear me out.

I?ve had enough. We?ve had enough.

You made it VERY CLEAR how much cuntyness exists in the world today ? we don?t need anymore proof.

Try Not To Be A Cunt.

I have to admit, the in the midst of the fucking hell scape of 2020, I too have had times where I?ve been a fucking righteous cunt.

An angry cunt, a bitter cunt, a cunt hell bent on revenge.

And so I?m asking you, 2020, to remind me that perhaps life isn?t as fucked up as it seems, and perhaps I too, could Try Not To Be A Cunt.

I promise to take that message to heart, and dial down the cunt.

But fuck it - 2020 has been a Cunt of a year. And we?re gunna say it.


Disclaimer : As feminists we actually love cunts, and think cunts are bloody brilliant. We have used cunt in this context because it sounds hilarious, and in most situations cunts are still ?highly offensive?. This might make us bad feminists, but we?re okay with that. It?s just a bit of fun. If you?re highly offended then shoot us an email, we?ll send you a special bangle to remind you that different people find different things funny, and there is no need to be a cunt about it.

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